There’s a common (and honestly, hilarious) misunderstanding about OnlyFans creators and adult content creators in general.
Some men out there genuinely believe that we are ON FIRE 🔥 all the time. Like… permanently dripping wet, walking around the house with our vaginas throbbing and craving cock 24/7.
Hard to believe.
But yes. It’s a thing.
Some creators? Maybe.
Me? Sometimes 😏
But also… I have a life.
I shop. I do laundry. I cook food.
I shower (sometimes without even masturbating, can you believe?? 🙄)
Some of us even have full-time “normal” jobs.
Yes, jobs with meetings and deadlines and emails. (Tragic, I know.)
Now, I know this might fall under the "delulu" category, because let’s face it, some people are beyond saving, but I still want to create awareness around this.
BUT…
(And it’s a big, throbbing however…)
Here’s where adult content creators might be a little different than your average Jane Doe working a desk job:
We live closer to the erotic pulse of life.
And sometimes, just sometimes…
We get turned on while working.
💦 Getting Wet on the Job
When I used to work in an office, I wasn’t exactly surrounded by sex toys and dick pics.
I had dispatch notes. Invoices. Spreadsheets.
Hot, right?
And yet… I still got horny.
Because my eroticism has never been just physical.
It lives in my mind. My imagination. My 8th house Moon and Neptune, baby (I’ve always been a bit of a mystic slut upstairs) 🔮
Yes, I’ve rubbed one out under a desk.
Yes, nobody noticed.
Yes, I meant it when I said I’m good at multitasking.
But now? Now it’s part of the job.
Sure, I’ve still got spreadsheets, transactions, and tax deadlines. OnlyFans is a business, no matter how many people want to pretend it’s not.
But there’s also fantasy.
There’s play.
There’s sex.
And I’m not made of stone.
Just earlier today, a fan messaged me about a custom video he’s ordered.
Here’s what he wants:
I got turned on.
The twist?
He wants me to be in control.
Of course I loved it.
Turns out, the bossy, dominant role suits me just fine 😏
So while some people might wander to the tea room for a sad coffee and small talk about weekend plans they don’t care about at the office…
I’m about to go upstairs, test out a brand new glass toy, and channel that horny spark into a video you’ll probably thank me for later.
You’re welcome.
Housewives & Horniness
Now, does that mean regular housewives or women with 9-5 jobs don’t do this?
I hope to God they do.
Because honestly?
Orgasms make life better.
Endorphins. Peace. Pleasure. Less anxiety.
Call it healing. Call it ADHD management.
Call it what you want, but it works.
The difference between me and her?
I film it.
I sell it.
And you get a fantasy and a release.
Win-win.
🎯 Getting on With It
Anyway. Enough writing.
I’ve got a toy waiting for me and a fantasy to embody.
After that?
Pay a speed penalty (38 in a 30, I know… rebel)
Fill out my HMRC tax forms (woohoo)
Clean a toilet (that’s been patiently waiting for 2 centuries)
Maybe show up to the gym (even if I only lift a feather 😅)
You know. Real life.
But first…
Let me make something beautiful and wet,
Just for you.
With love and libido,
Rose 🌹
Under the Desk - A Secret Office Pleasure
They were all around me. Mostly men and mostly older than me. I was just 24 back then (emotional mode on 😪…come on girl! Put yourself together!).