Let’s get one thing out of the way.
I know many of you don’t believe in Astrology.
You’re logical. Rational. You believe in science, not stars.
You think Mercury retrograde is a marketing gimmick, and horoscopes are for bored women in hair salons🙄.
Fair.
But let me ask you something:
Have you been feeling… different lately?
Restless.
Anxious, but not in a panic-attack way, more like your soul is pacing.
Like something wants to break through, or out, or up… but you don’t even know what that something is.
Like you’re aware you’re stuck, but still pretending you're not.
Now, you can call it a midlife crisis.
A neurological shift. A spiritual dry spell. Hormones. The economy. Loneliness.
Fine.
I’m not here to convert you🫥.
But I am here to tell you that something just shifted in the sky, and you might be feeling it… even if you can’t explain it.
So, what happened?
Today, July 7th, 2025, Uranus entered Gemini.
I know. Sounds like something inappropriate happened to a constellation. (Pun absolutely intended, again)
But if you strip away the fluff, astrology isn’t about predicting the future.
It’s about naming what’s already rising in you.
It’s about tracking cycles, patterns, inner weather.
And Uranus? It’s the planet that says:
“Get out of that dead routine.”
“Stop pretending you’re fine.”
“Break free or break down.”
It’s rebellion.
Electricity.
Sudden insight.
And Gemini? That’s the mind. Communication. Curiosity. Split selves. The part of you that scrolls for hours while your soul aches for depth.
So when Uranus enters Gemini?
You don’t get soft little nudges.
You get brain quakes.
And what does that mean for you?
If you’re a man in midlife especially (somewhere between 40 and the age where everything you own has a remote) this next chapter is going to hit especially hard.
Why?
Because you’ve spent years playing the role.
Good husband. Stable provider. Stoic man.
Even if, behind closed doors, you're:
Tired.
Horny but numb.
Successful but hollow.
Surrounded but profoundly alone.
And lowkey wondering if you missed your life while being "responsible."
This isn’t a spiritual crisis.
It’s an identity malfunction.
And Uranus in Gemini is here to reboot your system - whether you asked for it or not.
It’s a midlife crisis in steroids (in fact, midlife crisis is associated to Uranus, it is when it opposes our natal position but that’s too advanced, sorry).
What it might look like
Suddenly questioning everything you’ve built.
A deep craving for meaning, connection, or truth.
Wanting to learn something random - like ancient philosophy or tantric breathing or chess.
Looking at your wife and realizing she hasn’t seen the real you in years, and you’re not even sure you know who that is anymore.
Some men will freak out.
Buy motorcycles. Cheat. Self-destruct.
Others will go numb. Sink deeper into routine.
Get quieter. Sadder. Smaller.
But a few?
A rare few will use this.
They’ll wake up.
How to start
You don’t have to leave your marriage (unless you do).
You don’t have to become a monk or a poet.
You don’t even have to “believe in” astrology.
But you do have to tell the truth.
To yourself.
And then to others.
You have to stop sedating yourself with porn, distraction, and small talk.
You have to start listening to that voice ( you know the one) that’s been whispering:
“This isn’t it.”
“There’s more.”
“Wake the f*ck up.”
That voice is you.
The real you.
The one that got buried under roles and routines and guilt and fear.
This transit?
It’s your chance to dig him out.
Why I care
I don’t make videos about astrology because I think the planets will save you.
I make them because I know what it feels like to live a lie.
I was born with my Sun in exact square to Uranus. That’s astro-code for:
I don’t do conformity.
I disrupt.
I destroy illusions (including my own).
(And I do it while wearing something silky and saying things you didn’t know you needed to hear😅).
I know how terrifying change can be.
I also know how intoxicating freedom feels once you taste it.
And maybe… just maybe… I’m here to remind you that it’s not too late.
Not too late to feel.
To say it.
To want again.
To think differently.
To rewrite your second act.
I filmed a message for you
Because sometimes a voice, a glance, and a little firelight helps the truth land.
▶️ Watch the video: “I Am Uranus (Pun Intended)”
A sensual sermon for the awakening man
👉 Click here to watch it
PS.
You don’t have to believe in astrology to know something’s off.
You just have to be honest enough to notice what’s no longer working.
And brave enough to wonder: what if this isn’t a breakdown?
What if it’s a beginning?
Love,
Rose 🌹