My wildest experience
please don't do it yourself
I am feeling wild this week. It happens when I am stressed and overwhelmed and my sex toys run out of battery quick.
Won’t go into details in this letter as I am still processing stuff and most likely will be something I only share in my place anyway.
However, there was a question from a subscriber that I did not reply properly yet and would like to address 😜
He asked:
And I told him I’d reply in a video (it’s on the making) but then I suddenly remembered something that was a real kink and kind of crazy.
So I’ll share it here.
I had a boyfriend who was a few years older than me. I was 23 and he was 31 (well, not massively older) and we had a very active sex life.
An everyday sex life, basically.
He loved pesto pasta (I randomly recall that) and I was such a loser (I really was but we’re on the sexy stuff now) that I used to cook dinner for him at my parents and then go over to his place with my Mum’s saucepan to eat, drink and fuck.
(yes, and then take it back with me and my dignity).
I did my wildest stuff with him but so unconsciously!
The Beer Bottle (just don’t do it!)
We used to drink beer (back then I did) and one night after dinner and a few bottles down our throats…
Wait!!
Let me announce something first 😃
I have now a Patreon page!!🥳🥳
Some people had told me before that they don’t use OF and don’t even like it as it is too much for them. And I understand.
So I had been uploading content secretly to Patreon for a while and now is Live with only one Tier for now.
In case you’re interested to support me there 🤗
It will have erotica stories and artistic/cheeky nudity (my thing).
Also, being an app (unlike OF) it has the messaging more accessible.
Back to that night…
There were a few empty beer bottles on the table and we were kissing and you know…all that and he said:
“Why don’t you ‘play’ with that bottle?’
Cheeky b*ast*rd he was… and I did cause I did anything he asked for at the time 😝
So I got up and that was probably my first acting like an erotic dancer.
Background music was The Doors. Riders on the storm.
I mean the place was filthy so there was no glamour whatsoever and I was wearing an old t-shirt and just panties (it was a hot summer) so no fine lingerie there lol
What’s wrong about that?
A while after that happened I saw somewhere that a guy had been admitted to Hospital with a bottle in his ass that he could not take out!!
No joke.
The bottle (with no cap of course) had caused some sort of vacuum effect and it was extremely painful to take it out.
I freaked out so badly!
Can you imagine having to go to A&E with a bottle in your vagina?!
But what’s worse…this boyfriend of mine had no driving licence!
He could not drive at all the *%@#~!!
So it would have been a monumental embarrassment and disaster.
Thankfully the thing did not get stuck in me (Thank you Universe!!)
Sex Toys are Way Better
and safer 😬
Back then I did not use sex toys at all. I suppose I was fascinated just by a d*ck and he had a nice one. Nice as in beautiful haha not big, not small… 💁🏻♀️
But this was many years ago and, nowadays, the advancements in technology and people’s inventions have made the sex world very interesting.
You get 20% OFF using code MISSDAWSON across Sohimi’s website.
And I also recommend to get your partner one as a pressie, she’ll love it (or divorce you but whatever 😆).
The Scam Awareness
I had again some comments on my posts from some men who have been thinking they were chatting with me…and they weren’t.
Here’s why:
And I am making it short this week because there is a heat wave in the UK 🥵 and my brain is fried 😆
But before I go…
In case you don’t know, you can reply to this email and I’ll receive it.
However, please avoid talking dirty or being nasty please 🙏🏻
If you feel like it, you can reply to me with these questions (it is pretty much anonymous so don’t worry):
If you are in a Sexless marriage, since when?
How do you feel about it?
What does your partner say/think?
That’s it for this week. I promise more and better the next.
And in case nobody tells you: you’re amazing and appreciated ❤️ and hope you have JOY in your life 😄
Love,
Rose