Midlife Erotica

Midlife Erotica

What I Did Last Night

Plus a rant, some changes, and a paywall you’ll want to climb 👀

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It's Eva, actually
Nov 08, 2026
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I haven’t written anything explicit in a while and, as it happens, I am doing it today but let me tell you something first. I don’t like Substack anymore for a lot of reasons, one being that it is becoming another social (non-social) media where apparently you have to bow to an algorithm and you know what I do with that?

I have been publishing stuff for free mostly in the last few months so God bless my paid subscribers who, as I now have proof, simply choose to support me because they like me (ain’t that cool?).

Have a look at this:

Anyways, this is not a complaint, by the way, just my thoughts on the matter. It is totally a fucking complaint, sorry, some little lies still slip through my fingers.

If I had to live off this platform, I’d be like…

The thing is that I enjoy writing very much and sharing my thoughts so that’s that.

Anyways, you can tell the payout came out this week 😆 and it was like… wtf 🤔

Truth be told, I suck at selling too. I would not sell air-con in the desert. No way.

Another trigger this week…

has been a comment from a user on YouTube hiding behind a @fndjfhghfghghsifhjkkhjlg757677hskh5487 name and commenting:

“Why are you not making those try-on videos anymore? You should do that.”

And, again, I am like 🙄

“Yeah, right, of course because I incarnated to entertain YOU”.

The audacity.

I wanted to comment back a nice and polite “Fuck Off” but I didn’t. I just hid him from my channel (yes, you can do that) and moved on because, you know, I am all Zen 🪷 now and I live in a permanent state of not-giving-a-shitness.

To wrap up the rant: I am changing things around here, and one of these days, when one of those Uranian lightning strikes I often get hits me, some of you will miss my free emails 😅

But, for now, let it be as it is…

Erotic Fiction

I don’t like fiction in general which is funny, being part of the “fantasy world”, right?

Maybe because I am THE fantasy, that covers the hunger for it.

I prefer non-fiction stuff from real people, real stories, metaphysics, esoterism…you know, the usual 😅

So, although at the beginning I tried to write erotic fiction (the earliest paid articles) I mostly prefer to write real experiences to be honest.

So, in this next one, I’ll describe to you how a midlife woman pleasures herself when there is no man around 👀 as it happened just last night… (now you gotta pay to carry on I am afraid).

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