Here’s a bit of a rant
(Spoiler: I promise I’ll end on a spice 😉 so keep reading.)
I could spit snakes and ugly spiders out of my mouth no end (I’m a bit sweary like that 😁). But my spiritual growth has made me more aware of it, and now I know how to transmute that raw energy into something constructive and proactive. So here I am, writing it out for you to enjoy.
You don’t have to agree with me, by the way. (Or with anyone, for that matter.) Take the info, process it, and make your own discerned opinion and judgement.
(Yes, we can judge - because we’re human, and we can’t help it!)
This is a true story, though not mine but part of it relates directly to me too.
Let me sponsor my own post (and shamelessly self-promote) first:
Hey! I have an OnlyFans and it is great. It pays more than my bills and has allowed me to build a life none of my ancestors ever dreamed possible. I am eternally grateful.
(Click here if you’re curious… or horny. Whatever works.)
Contrary to popular belief, this is a legit business. If you run your own business, you’ll get me. If not, you might struggle to understand. I get that.
And honestly, whether you’re a business owner or an employee doesn’t matter much here, because in both cases we’re all heavily (and I mean heavily)taxed.
As an employee (and I was one for many years) you don’t really notice, since the government takes their cut before you even touch your salary. Out of sight, out of mind. A neat little trick.
As a business owner… oh, you SEE it. Every penny.
Here’s how it works:
A business like OF (or any other platform) takes a cut of your earnings. Fair enough as they provide the space and make it possible. I could rant about them (God knows I could), but I won’t.
The cut? A whopping 20%.
Let’s run the numbers:
Subscription: $11.99
After OF’s cut: $9.59
Not turning this into a math lecture, but stay with me - momentum is building.
$9.59 in USD is about £7 net here in the UK. After corporation tax (25%), that’s £5.25. After personal income tax (20%), you’re left with roughly £4.20.
So yes, I just got financially naked for you (without even removing my clothes).
Thank you if you subscribe. I appreciate your £4.20.
(But don’t come asking for asshole pics for that price 🤬).
FIRST RANT OVER.
Now, this post isn’t about how much we make. The point is: our money is legit, taxed, and clean. But when you walk happily into a bank to apply for a mortgage… that’s where shit hits the fan.
Not all OF creators are millionaires. We need mortgages like anyone else.
In my case, I was lucky - they didn’t even ask what my job was, just wanted the paperwork. Done. Mortgage approved.
But one of my girlfriends in an OF group was rejected purely because her income came from OnlyFans.
That, dear reader, is beyond frustrating, infuriating, and flat-out unfair.
The stigma is real - and chilling.
We all know the same people stamping that rejection have surely jerked off to porn at some point (if not daily). We’re all sexual beings. Getting horny is as human as getting thirsty.
But here’s the real rant:
THE WAY WE FEEL
They make you feel like a criminal. Like your money is dirty. Like you’ve done something illegal.
That’s the part that burns.
Yes, this “job” is unconventional. But if you’ve read me before, you know conventional is basically a swear word in my dictionary.
Sure, I exaggerate (that’s me). I’ll still drag out Pepe at Christmas every year even though I know it’s all religious made-up nonsense. Absurd, I know - but I’m human. Imperfect. Contradictory.
Still, having a non-conventional job makes me feel alive. Yet every time someone asks, “So, what do you do for work?” I start sweating ice cubes.
“Uhh… I work from home. On the computer…” (true).
And I pray the next question is about smoking habits, not my job. Because the truth is: I take nudes and sell them online.
Uncomfortable.
Ideally, I’d just say: I’m an online entertainer. (No need for them to emphasize “adult.”)
But when it comes to official stuff like mortgages, that excuse doesn’t fly. Yes, this work isn’t stable, but that’s why banks ask for two years of income records. And if you don’t pay, they take your house. Simple.
The more I think about it, the more absurd it gets.
This system is corrupt from top to bottom. Capitalism isn’t “working” anymore - it’s eating civilization alive.
And yet… the so-called “problem” is not the line of work we freely choose to follow. The real problem is the rotten flea-market morality and corrupted, biased values of the people running the world.
(It’ll soon be over, moth@rfuck3rs.)
Cycles, Chaos, and WTFs
Thank God (or the Source, the Universe, Tao, Auntie Gertrude - pick your own) that everything runs in cycles. It’s written in the sky. A shift is happening.
The bad news? It’s going to be bumpy. Chaos always comes before order.
The good news? The only way out is through. We’re built to endure it - even though, yes, some won’t make it.
So I’m here, in my best ability, to slap your face and kick your balls into waking the hell up.
Spicy News
None 😑. I still haven’t used my “canon-cocked plastic man” because, honestly, I prefer the real thing.
But I keep parading my massive pillow booty on socials in funky panties because it’s fun…and it pays the bills.
I haven’t been active on YouTube lately. I’m re-plotting my life (yes, that sentence makes sense). Guidelines are so vague and unfair that I don’t want to risk crossing invisible lines.
So from now on, if you are one of those fans of the Try-On and “cleaning” videos and not an OF user, subscribe to my Patreon (higher tiers) as I’ll be uploading them there.
I could rant about YouTube monetization too, but meh! I already explained why I’d rather not feed the capitalist beast.
So I’ll keep selling pixels of my body until one day I’m ashes (or until one day I get 1.256,848,546 paid subscribers here on Substack 😆)
One Last Question
Have you ever studied Astrology?
It’s in my veins, running through my blood. Astrology isn’t the only symbolic language, but it works. And you can only say that after experiencing it.
Here’s a little secret (lean in, pssst 🤫): the whole Bible and most ancient teachings are based on this. And between you and me? God is actually the Sun. 💣 Boom! there’s your bombshell. You’re welcome.
If only it were taught in schools, we’d all know ourselves better. We’d waste less time fighting against our own energy patterns - and against each other!
It’s mind-blowing. And yes, I want to share more of it. Don’t worry, I won’t turn this into Mystic Meg’s Substack.
Promise.
I am going to dare to ask a question here though, please, go to the App (Substack) if possible to reply:
Thanks for reading, my friends. The years ahead will be some of the most extraordinary in the history of humanity so brace yourselves. (And yes, I do mean that.)
Love,
Rose 🌹