Archive - Midlife Erotica

When Did You Stop French-kissing?

(If you still do, please tell me, you absolute legend)

Jun 13 • It's Eva, actually

May 2026

How I consistently make Fuck-All on Substack

I Bet This One Won’t Go Viral

May 28 • It's Eva, actually

The Day I Quartered a Body With My Ex-Husband

A very normal story about my midlife reinvention.

May 24 • It's Eva, actually

My Dad is dying

And I am giving birth to Conscious Desire

May 20 • It's Eva, actually

Why I talk about Sexless Marriage so Much

Nobody talks about this honestly.

May 15 • It's Eva, actually

7:43

Why I talk about sexless marriage so much

(maybe because no one else does?)

May 13 • It's Eva, actually

When "Fine" isn't Fine Anymore

something is asking to change

May 11 • It's Eva, actually

Meaning before purpose

Are you ready for that question?

May 10 • It's Eva, actually

2:28

My first time in America

A buffalo, a rant and a deathbed question

May 5 • It's Eva, actually

Live with It's Eva, actually

A recording from It's Eva, actually's live video

May 2 • It's Eva, actually

7:09

April 2026

Can astrology help YOU?

Spoiler: it can - but you need to know how.

Apr 23 • It's Eva, actually

Naked in Avalon

Apr 19 • It's Eva, actually

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